Mom : "im so sorry, i cant make breakfast for you, please take an Apple"
You : "there is a Prince for me, mom?"
Mom : "what?"
You : "yeah, if i eaten this apple, i would like Snow White, and i need a Prince to kiss me"
Mom : "............................im not a witch"




Sister : "please take it" (give you a needle)
You : "there is a Prince for me, sist"
Sister : "what do you mean?"
You : "if a took this needle, i would like Aurora, and i will sleep for along time and i need a Prince to wake me up"
Sister : "are you crazy?"
You : "no im not, i need a Prince to kiss my lips"
Sister : (slap your head)



Boyfriend : "honey, you know a lightning bolt?" (play with your hair)
You : "yes, i know baby, why?"
 Boyfriend : "you know? where is it? Zeus searching for that one, please.. tell me where is it?"
You : ".......what are you talking about?"
Boyfriend : "yes!where is it? poor Zeus, Zeus has lost his bolt... tell me where is it?"
You : "THE BOLT IS IN PERCY JACKSON!IDIOT"




Father : "darl, have you seen the new movie in cinema yet?"
You : "what film dad?"
Father : "Smurf"
You : "yes dad, why?"
Father : "really?is that a good movie?"
You : "i think so"
Father : "i really wanna watch that film, there is a Vin Diesel"
You : (flat-________-) "you are so smurf dad"




Friend : "hey, will you come tonight?
You : "yes of course"
Friend : "okay see you tonight"
 ( 8PM ) *tingtong* *bells door is ringing*
You : GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY *there is you with a Frankenstein's style*
*silent*
Friend : "this is a birthday party"
You : "not a costume party?"
Friend : "Yes!"
You : "what a day everybody, goodnight!" *close the door*






Brother : *knock the bathroom door* "hey i will come home late tonight, tell mother please"
You : "WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?DONT COME HOME SOON"
Brother : "hah?what?"
You : *open the door* "raaahhh...what are you doing here?"
Brother : "why you mad at me?"
You : "hah?are you crazy??"
Brother : "you have screamed at me"
You : "who is scream at you?"
Brother : "YOU!"
You : "Crazy, im not talking to you, i have learned for drama tomorrow"
Brother "-____________________-owch!sorry"